The day’s actually gone better than yesterday. One more lecture to go. I’m hungry and bored. UPDATE : College is over. Waiting for the bus to start. Freakin hot. . . Fuckin sleepy!
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Feel like crying so bad. I’m sad, I’m hungry, I’m tired, I’m stressed out!! Listenin to Lehmber Hussainpuri – Nitt Khushi… makes me wanna cry some more.
I’ve gone bonkers!
Now just like… just like that… I thought that since it was a Monday tomorrow, it would be August 1st. I know its stupid but thats the way it is!! I would’ve gone to college thinking it is the first day making a complete fool of myself. Thanks Dad !
Manmohan Singh invites hotties home!
Now here’s a hilarious piece of news… Security Breach at the Prime Minister Manmohan Singh’s Residence. Yes, two hotties along with a gay looking bloke entered the Prime Minister’s residence, 7 RCR (Race Course Road). They drove up to the main gate in a black Sonata which bore the registration number “DL4C V 0006“. The …
Hazam Sab, Chahe Jab
Hajmola… Yummmmmmmmmm…. Ever since I was a kid, I’ve loved eating whatever this Hajmola is. Some people call it churan, some call it medicine. Its just another “chatpati” toffee. I love the taste, specially the yellow one. Now I’m not talking about the Hajmola candy but the real Hajmola. If its in my mouth, I …
Hot & Humid !
Aaaaaaaaarrghhhhhhhh…. it is so fucking hot!! I am sitting and sweating. Delhi enjoys rain while Chandigarh gets none!!!! Boo-hoo…. mother nature !!
The Lost Values
Have we lost our basic values? Well they’re not even moral values but basic manners. I went to my friends house the other day and I was shocked to learn that the guy does not even posses the basic manners. His housemaid forgot to bring me a glass of water I had asked her to. …
In the news: Rakhi Sawant
So Rakhi Sawant now claims that Mika molested her. In her own words, “Mika kissed her in front of everybody and it was a lip-to-lip kiss“!!! For God’s sake, is she retarted? Lip-to-lip kiss!!!??? What the fuck is that?? Its just another cheap publicity stunt. It was the breaking news on all Indian News Channels. …
Wanted, preferably dead!
Abhit, you asshole!! Kamine, you had to try that ankle breaking fake of yours on me, that too when I was playing a game after 1 year. Now my ankle hurts. Don’t worry Abhit, you’re dead meat. You’re coming tomorrow and by God you will pay. And yeah, I’m riding your bike tomorrow!! Crazy weather. …
Karrryme Reportarr!
Just came back from watching this super hilarious programme, Crime Reporter (although the anchor calls it Karrryme Reportarr) on Zee News. The anchor, Raghavendra something is a total nutcase. He can’t pronounce even a single word properly and conducts the show in such a funny manner that would make anybody laugh. He looks more like …