…Clueless

So a guy named Rahul Vaid from Gurgaon published some “obscene” messages about Sonia Gandhi because of the fact that he hated her. Purely personal, right?

WRONG. The guy is locked up in Pune Jail and could face a fine of upto 1 lakh rupees or five years in prison. You heard it right people. Don’t think of even hating Sonia Gandhi. I say just stop forming any personal opinions for that matter. Everything could land you in trouble.

Our efficient Indian Police failed to track down the terrorists who sent emails after the UP and Jaipur blasts. They failed to notice a dead body of the servant lying on the roof of a house in which a girl was murdered and kept telling everyone that the servant was at large and was the killer. But some Congress Party worker doesn’t like what Mr. Rahul Vaid wrote on Orkut. He complained to the police and they swung into action. Hurray for the cops!!

You guys can suck my balls. I just hope the Shiv Sainiks don’t read what I wrote about them here on this blog and our efficient police comes knocking at my door.

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