…Clueless

And I thought Shadi Se Pehle and Zindagi Rocks were stupid movies…!!

This flick, Dhoom 2, is one shitty flick. I’m so exhausted after watching this that I can’t even think what to write about it. Fake stunts, fake characters, super fake story… I mean, what were they thinking when they made this movie?! The only thing worth looking at – Hrithik Roshan. No, I’m not gay!! The ladies in the movie sucked. Plain and simple.

And this is how we felt… at 8.15 PM, sitting inside a local bus, cold and tired… and totally bored.

If you go watch this movie, you are Doomed (yes, doom, not dhoom). And those who actually liked the movie, well… congratulations… you guys have enormous patience and mental strength.

1. …We’re from the Secret Service! : I went to see Zindagi Rocks on the 7th of October with friends. Its an absolutely sucky flick. Avoid it at any cost. I wanted to bang my head against the wall of something. And in that frustrated mood, I fought with you-know-who. Sushmita Sen was awful, awful. Her dialouge delivery was pathetic… with that trademark [...]...
2. Blaoted ego! : So after a nice Squirrel-ly day, it was time for college on Moday, November 13th, again. As usual, I woke up late and Tina was pissed. She refused to drop me at my bus stop and as it happens with many people, sometimes, my bloated ego comes in the way, and it did that day. [...]...
3. D(h)oom-ed 2 Part 2 : This has to be the best review of Dhoom 2. Check it out. Waste some buck only if you are a avid Hritik Fan or if you want to see the sexy Aish And in case IMDB ever removes it, here it is : So grand, so stylish, so ostentatious the cinematography and stunts are, but alas Dhoom 2 [...]...
4. Wanted, preferably dead! : Abhit, you asshole!! Kamine, you had to try that ankle breaking fake of yours on me, that too when I was playing a game after 1 year. Now my ankle hurts. Don’t worry Abhit, you’re dead meat. You’re coming tomorrow and by God you will pay. And yeah, I’m riding your bike tomorrow!! Crazy weather. It started to [...]...
5. Thoughts: Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic : I would prefer this movie any day over Jaane Tu … Ya Jaane Na. Simple, light story well shown. Probably the most interactive and useful use of animations in any Bollywood flick. Rishi Kapoor = Morgan Freeman. The story seemed to be an amalgamation of different Hollywood movies. My rating : 4/5 One of the most sensible [...]...