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Here’s another nonsensensical post!!

Totally original…
OK… how do you people pleasure yourselves? Many people like to get high.
Some get high on drugs, booze, some smoke, others chew…
But is there anything, which isn’t harmful & still gives a high?? Yes there is!! Think Think…

OK… I’ll give you the answer.
It actually benefits our body… gets rid of the junk from inside. Always gives me an instant high.
Yes my dear friends, it is the process of excretion, to be precise shitting!

Instant high, anywhere, anytime!! You just have to do the normal stuff, eat normal food. Saves money, is free.

You sit inside the toilet, singing songs merrily, perched on top of the pot. As you put pressure, you release the load, there is a sickening stench, a nauseating smell all around. You feel yourself getting lighter. Your stomach which hurt earlier, which growled before, is now calm!!

Its just another form of meditation. Takes you to another world. Equals all men.

You just wanna go on and on and on, just continue throwing out the junk, even pissing in between. All this just has this calming & soothing effect on your brain.

Gives you a high which no other drug can give.

Next time you go to the loo to shit, just concentrate hard. Experience the joy!! Feel yourself getting lighter, smell the air, imagine you are a bird…get high!!
Let your soul levitate!!

You will feel yourself, your problems, melting away.
And just before flushing it down the drain, take a good final look at it too!!!

I call this … UTHFULL’s TALISMAN!!

1. Desktop Revamped : I again changed my wallpaper. And my oh my doesn’t it look awesome. This time its Alessandra Ambrosio. Looking breathtaking. Here’s a line for her from Lets Make a Night by Bryan Adams …And how you stare at me with those undress me eyes… Currently on my playlist : Mario – Let Me Love You [...]...