…Clueless

Was sitting with Khanna in his car outside my house.

Suddenly, his cell rang. “Avneet Calling”. Avneet – Khanna’s one time crush and now his very good “saheli” (that’s how I refer to her) ! Khanna picked up the phone. The usual, Hi, what’s up n all. I asked him to switch on the loudspeaker so that I could hear what she said.

Now the girl started blabbering. Hey sweety, how are you & all and how bore the day had been even though it was her birthday. In between, she managed to openly flirt with Khanna. Though Khanna won’t call it flirting but I sure think it was. Maybe its her style or maybe I’m insane! She kept on talking with ease and telling Khanna that she cared for him & it always hurt her when he met with an accident. I was busy controlling my laughter. Now the girl is Khanna;s friend’s girlfriend and Khanna’s very close “saheli”.

Whatever… but I just found out today that girls can really be sweet talkers. They catch you by surprise. Just when you least expected, they say something which touches your heart and makes you feel special. You smile and your eyes light up. Though Khanna kept laughing and joked around with her. He behaved normally. I don’t know, maybe that’s the girl’s style, she speaks to everyone like that.

Girls, girls, girls… why did God create them?! Why!!!!??? They spit out those words from their mouth, coated with honey. Boys get diabetic!!! Damn… this is not fair!! How do they do it? How can they even say things, oh-so swetly even when they don’t want to, even when there are no actual, genuine feelings behind them? How can they fake everything… even orgasms? Aaargggghhh!!! This is frustrating! So many questions and no fucking answer. I think I need to hook-up with a girl to get all the answers.

Guys sure are suckers!!!

Talk to me Jessica Alba, talk to me please!!

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