…Clueless

Either my Dad knows God or he simply has some supernatural powers of his own.

A few days before my college started, I went with my Dad for shopping. Dad let me loose and I was allowed to pick anything… no stipulations, no conditions whatsoever. But then it came “down” to my jeans. As usual, I wanted to buy my fav Low Rise jeans in different colours. But dad insisted that I buy some “decent” style. After a lot of arguing, I bought a low rise and another low rise that gave the look of a regular fit jeans.

Now my Dad really liked the impersonator but disliked the true, pure, original low rise jeans. I wore it to college on the first day and just when I was about to enter my house, my Jeans was fatally attacked by mud and water . It managed to survive but there were some bruises. The next day I wore it again to college where it was attacked by a sticky chewing gum. Again… it managed to survive but the place where the chewing gum st(r)uck has lost a little colour.

Now maybe Dad asked God to “kill” my low rise jeans so that it ends up as a duster in the house or he justs possesses some cool supernatural powers of his own. Either way, my jeans and I are in deep shit. God… I mean… Mom save us !!

1. “Low Rise” trouble… : So we bunked our final lecture (Chemistry) because its too much of a torture. I can’t understand what the stupid woman says. So it was better to leave. We decided to play basketball. Now most of the guys who bunked along with me didn’t know how to play basketball except for Rajbeer. After waiting for [...]...
2. Blaoted ego! : So after a nice Squirrel-ly day, it was time for college on Moday, November 13th, again. As usual, I woke up late and Tina was pissed. She refused to drop me at my bus stop and as it happens with many people, sometimes, my bloated ego comes in the way, and it did that day. [...]...
3. Abhit apologizes… : I was in demand yesterday!! Khanna messaged me and told me that he wanted to see me as soon as I got down from my college bus. A little later, Abhit messaged me and told me that he was coming over to my place, around the same Khanna wanted to see me, as he wanted [...]...
4. I’ve gone bonkers! : Now just like… just like that… I thought that since it was a Monday tomorrow, it would be August 1st. I know its stupid but thats the way it is!! I would’ve gone to college thinking it is the first day making a complete fool of myself. Thanks Dad ! ...
5. Tirrred! : The day’s actually gone better than yesterday. One more lecture to go. I’m hungry and bored. UPDATE : College is over. Waiting for the bus to start. Freakin hot. . . Fuckin sleepy! ...