…Clueless

I finally saw the movie, two years after it was released on HBO yesterday !

But seriously, every minute was worth it. The acting, cinematography everything aws perfect. I didn’t want to leave my seat for a minute even though the fucking mosquitoes were biting me here, there & everywhere!

Brad Pitt (Achilles) and Eric Bana (Hector) were outstanding. Diane Kruger (Helen) seriously looked beautiful. If she was my wife, even I would’ve waged a war for her!!

Orlando Bloom (Paris) sucked as usual. I seriously don’t like the guy. He sucked in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl and he sucked in Troy too. He looked like a sucker in front of Johnny Depp and again, he looked like a sucker in front of everyone in Troy, especially Brad Pitt and Eric Bana. A complete Gay!! Had nothing manly about him.

The love making scene between Rose Byrne (Briseis) and Brad Pitt (Achilles) was outstanding.

All-in-all, a great movie.

One day, when I have my own Home Theatre, I’m gonna buy me a DVD of this movie and watch it day & night.
But one question still remains unanswered – Why the fuck didn’t I go to the movie hall to watch this film? Dumb!!

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