…Clueless

So Rakhi Sawant now claims that Mika molested her. In her own words, “Mika kissed her in front of everybody and it was a lip-to-lip kiss“!!! For God’s sake, is she retarted? Lip-to-lip kiss!!!??? What the fuck is that??

Its just another cheap publicity stunt. It was the breaking news on all Indian News Channels. Star News got both Rakhi and Mika on the phone and made them talk on national television. Their conversation was hilarious!! Rakhi made a fool out of herself by crying and telling the reporters that Mika pulled her forcefully and she was hurt and her earings were damaged !!

The police lodged an FIR against her earlier and now Rakhi lodged an FIR against Mika. Woman…. you need help!!

Ummmm…. why am I even wasting my time writing this shit !!!???????

UPDATE:
I thought I should mention this too. Does anybody remember that last year Star News carried out a special report RED ALERT about some sex scandals in bollywood?? Well, the girl they caught was Rakhi Sawant. Although they blurred her face and never told her name but some cool guy managed to capture a blurred close-up clearly showing that it was Rakhi only. Bloody slut!!

Search the net for more on that story. You can easily find the video on DesiTorrents.

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