Karrryme Reportarr!

Just came back from watching this super hilarious programme, Crime Reporter (although the anchor calls it Karrryme Reportarr) on Zee News. The anchor, Raghavendra something is a total nutcase. He can’t pronounce even a single word properly and conducts the show in such a funny manner that would make anybody laugh. He looks more like an Asha Parekh than a crime reporter to me.

The feature of today’s show was group sex and wife swapping. Now when did that become a crime?? The couples are doing something with each other’s consent. I don’t promote such things but hey, they’re not robbing or killing people!! They are destroying our culture but who doesnt? Even you & I do that too. Its their choice. Let them do what they want to.

And the anchor was so proud when he said that Zee News is the only in the history of Indian Television to have covered this subject and launched a full-fledged sting operation to uncover the truth. D.U.M.B.!!!

I have absolutely no problems with Zee News reporting about Group Sex and Wife Swapping. Go ahead. Seems you have nothing better to do.

Chaain so sona hai toh abb jaag jaao!!!

Same goes for you too Zee News Producers!!! Channel chalana hai toh jaag jaao!!

And please Mr. Raghavendra, please, for God’s sake, please, please, please, stop acting like Asha Parekh!!! Further its Group Sex not Group SAX!!!


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7 Comments

  • dat prog is hilarious—full tuk! n dat anchor is d biggest bug!

  • I’m thinking of seeing it today again…. its a good laugh!! :D

  • OMG!!!! that is plain truth!!!! i’m laughing my arse out!!!! hahahahahhaa:lol:

  • Wait for sumtime… I’m gonna blog about another freak show I saw on TV !!!

  • I am not agree, Raghavendra’s pronounciation is the Best. No one can present or can Say as he says “Chain se……” Try it?

  • Dude, no offense but how come this guy reminds you of Asha Parekh. I would rather compare him to a frozen man trying to walk. His voice modulations are simply tormenting and murderous.
    I have been seeing this guy host this show since 2004, but I have not been able to figure out why in spite of being thre clown he is, how can Zee condone his behaviour and dialog delivery.

    What’s even more shocking is the fact that Aaj Tak (Vardaat, Jurm), Star News (Sansani), India TV (ACP Arjun), and etc. are following the same idiotic presentation of crime, which s something so sensitive. I guess they are trying to figure out who’s the worst.

    This reminds me of an episode of Jaspal Bhatti’s Flop Show in which a director wants to make a horror flick, ends up with an award for best comedy.

  • For me, Asha Parekh is synonymous with making ugly faces and weird gestures… that’s why the comparison :) .

    The last time I was surfing various channels on my television set, I happened to watch another episode for a few minutes. The funny host wasn’t present, instead another decent looking guy, deseperately trying to act ridiculous was hosting the show!!! :P

    Zee condones his behaviour because people actually watch these shows with a lot of interest. I think they flush their brains down the drain when they switch on the TV.

    Even the local cable channels like Siti have started their own crime shows based on the same theme and with similar clown-ish hosts.

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