…Clueless

Now here’s a hilarious piece of news… Security Breach at the Prime Minister Manmohan Singh’s Residence.

Yes, two hotties along with a gay looking bloke entered the Prime Minister’s residence, 7 RCR (Race Course Road). They drove up to the main gate in a black Sonata which bore the registration number “DL4C V 0006“. The security personnel outside the main gate let the three in without checking anything!! Maybe they were intimidated by the three zeroes in the registration number !

I mean, its totally cool. The girl drove the car to the area where the VIP’s get down from their cars (I think) – the second gate. Thats where the security people refused to let them in. Even then, no one stopped them. A very hot looking chick got down from the back, took out her cellphone & made a call (in short, posed for the cameras). They reversed the car and while driving at a speed of about say 5 kmph, the girl on the driver’s seat blew flying kisses at the cameras!! Awesome!! A totally “vellah” reporter, Rahul Srivastav of NDTV actually followed the car and interviewed the driver. She was not hesistant and coolly gave the interview. The three are from Jaipur and had come to Delhi to spend their holiday. The hotties are working with Sahara Airlines as Air Hostess’.

Now the police are looking into the matter. What man… they were just a bunch of drunk kids… let them go… question the security personnel instead.

They just “jokingly” went inside cause they wanted to “meet the PM and discuss something”. OK… even I wanna meet the Governor. Any hotties ready to accompany me ?? But wait… I’m just allowed to drive a Maruti 800… what the fuck… I have no chance of getting my 15 seconds of fame !

Maybe this was supposed to be a secret meeting between the PM and the hotties but the media ruined the party. Man… the PM sure is lucky… hot girls come to meet him and that too at night. Lage raho Manu Bhai!!!

• Security breach at PM’s residence – CNN-IBN
• Security breach at PM’s residence – NDTV

Update : The NDTV correspondent has interviewed both the girls. The names are : Yogita (the driver), Veena (the poser) and Imran (the gay). Veena is definitely the hotter of the two and all three of them were drunk. Yogita was blowing kisses and waving like a freak, Veena didn’t know her cleavage was there for all to see on national television and Imran… well Imran knew nothing. He was dazed and didn’t know what was happening. Veena admitted on camera that it was just a silly prank and was inquiring from the reporter if it was serious and would they be sent to jail for this act. The security breach happened around 8.45 PM. The PMO (Prime Minister’s Office) says that this is not a security breach. People are allowed to go upto the reception. The journalists and other so-called experts don’t agree though.

• Cross-posted at TMP

1. Morni getaway… : Date : 30/06/2006 Time : 3.35 PM Scene 1 : Rahul just finishes his lunch. Suddenly he hears some honking outside his house. He instantly knows its Khanna. He goes out to meet him. Khanna is with Bhatia. Time : 4.00 PM Scene 2 : Khanna, Rahul & Bhatia leave for Mr. Beans. There they [...]...
2. GMD… : Well I just heard this awesome track. Excellent vocals, hilarious lyrics and catchy music. Now this isn’t for the one’s who hate the desi abuses and prefer the F word. Gaand Mein Danda or GMD has been sung by the band bodhiTree. The members of the band are students of XLRI Jamshedpur. See… even intelligent [...]...
3. Be a kid again! : I’ve already mailed this to most of you but those of you who haven’t read it, just give it a look. Its wonderful! BE A KID AGAIN…. • Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today. • Dot all your “i”‘s with smiley faces • Sing into your hairbrush • Grow a milk [...]...
4. The Open Hand : OK… I’m not gonna hit or slap anyone heya. I just clicked some pictures of The Open Hand Monument at night some days back while it was illuminated because of the ongoing Chandigarh Heritage Festival. So Khanna, I and Anjum visited the place in the evening. Akshay was already there with his pals smoking. I [...]...
5. My college on a sunny day : You’ve already seen My college on a rainy day. Now I present to you, My college on a bright sunny day… with a lil clouds scattered here and there…...